Thursday, January 26, 2006
The Shrimp Shack: An Overview
The Shrimp Shack is a blog about random humor. Just a collection of odds and ends, tid bits and what not. The main goal is to express humor in a creative way using the Internet as a resource to package these ideas. This is Made In Hawaii so a lot of times blogs will be island oriented.
Monday, January 23, 2006
The Vodka Blues
Boy have I got the Vodka Blues
I'm talking about bad news and tomato juice.
Piss in ya pants and lose ya girlfriend blues.
Bad breath and a headache the size of the moon.
I'm getting out of bed maybe tomorrow afternoon.
Where's all my money, and my tummy has ballooned,
Somewhere a violin is playing for me, horrribly out of tune.
I'm talking about bad news and tomato juice.
Piss in ya pants and lose ya girlfriend blues.
Bad breath and a headache the size of the moon.
I'm getting out of bed maybe tomorrow afternoon.
Where's all my money, and my tummy has ballooned,
Somewhere a violin is playing for me, horrribly out of tune.
Thursday, January 19, 2006
Edge Tours Hawaii; Adventure Tours Gone Wild
Brand New Tour company hits the Islands by storm. Edge Tours Hawaii, dedicated to bringing our clients the greatest thrills and adventure the Hawaiian Islands have to offer. Our custom packages will have you crying home to mommy to bail your ass out of jail. (If your lucky). Here are some of our latest tour packages.
The Waikiki Pimp and Ho's Surprise Package:
Experience a relatively safe evening with the most available women in Hawaii and then get jacked and robbed at gunpoint by her pimp in a realistic, controlled, nearly sterile environment.
Hit the Town Hard Package:
Enjoy a fun filled evening on the town with a handful of Hawaii's best amateur Extreme Fighters. The night starts off with appetizer and drinks as a private limo wisks you, and your new friends, to Hawaii's Hottest Clubs. There you will be guaranteed a ring side seat as the beer fueled mayhem unfolds. *shoes are recommended.
Stranded Island Diet Plan Package:
Let us shuttle you out to a deserted off shore island and forget about you for a few days. Once there you will fend for your survival against the elements. Kind of like the t.v. show without the money and fame. 100% guaranteed to loose weight. Return flight provided by a Coast Guard Helicopter followed by continental breakfast.
*all packages include one complimentary Mai Tai.
The Waikiki Pimp and Ho's Surprise Package:
Experience a relatively safe evening with the most available women in Hawaii and then get jacked and robbed at gunpoint by her pimp in a realistic, controlled, nearly sterile environment.
Hit the Town Hard Package:
Enjoy a fun filled evening on the town with a handful of Hawaii's best amateur Extreme Fighters. The night starts off with appetizer and drinks as a private limo wisks you, and your new friends, to Hawaii's Hottest Clubs. There you will be guaranteed a ring side seat as the beer fueled mayhem unfolds. *shoes are recommended.
Stranded Island Diet Plan Package:
Let us shuttle you out to a deserted off shore island and forget about you for a few days. Once there you will fend for your survival against the elements. Kind of like the t.v. show without the money and fame. 100% guaranteed to loose weight. Return flight provided by a Coast Guard Helicopter followed by continental breakfast.
*all packages include one complimentary Mai Tai.
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