Thursday, February 16, 2006
So Your Dating A Local Girl ( in bookstores soon!)
So Your Dating a Local Girl: An Insiders Guide to Dating in the Islands.
So you've flown to the middle of the Pacific Ocean to find true love and may have finally landed the girl of your wildest dreams. Well this is where my book, "So Your Dating a Local Girl", comes in to play. To the untrained eye all is not what it appears to be. My handy dandy pocket guide will carefully walk you through this difficult time, in hopes that in the end you wont get left holding the bag. For you see as difficult as it is to land such a treasure, sometimes you get and regret what you wish for.
Chapter One "The Second Date"
Chapter Two "Ah Shit the Condom Broke"
Chapter Three "So Your Meeting Dad...At Halawa"
Chapter Three "Ah Shit She Wants To Move In"
Chapter Four "How To Avoid Too Many Sick Days At Work"
Chapter Five "So the Baby Looks Like Your Best Friend"
Chapter Six "How To File for Unemployment"
Chapter Seven "How To File for a Restraining Order"
I would like to take this time to thank the many experts who have done such great extensive scientific research on this fascinating subject. I am pleased to announce only five people were killed or seriously injured during the making of this book. All things considered, these casualties are very low. The numbers could have been much higher had it not been for the Merrie Monarch Festival.
So you've flown to the middle of the Pacific Ocean to find true love and may have finally landed the girl of your wildest dreams. Well this is where my book, "So Your Dating a Local Girl", comes in to play. To the untrained eye all is not what it appears to be. My handy dandy pocket guide will carefully walk you through this difficult time, in hopes that in the end you wont get left holding the bag. For you see as difficult as it is to land such a treasure, sometimes you get and regret what you wish for.
Chapter One "The Second Date"
Chapter Two "Ah Shit the Condom Broke"
Chapter Three "So Your Meeting Dad...At Halawa"
Chapter Three "Ah Shit She Wants To Move In"
Chapter Four "How To Avoid Too Many Sick Days At Work"
Chapter Five "So the Baby Looks Like Your Best Friend"
Chapter Six "How To File for Unemployment"
Chapter Seven "How To File for a Restraining Order"
I would like to take this time to thank the many experts who have done such great extensive scientific research on this fascinating subject. I am pleased to announce only five people were killed or seriously injured during the making of this book. All things considered, these casualties are very low. The numbers could have been much higher had it not been for the Merrie Monarch Festival.
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